Uncooked cards take your deepest, darkest, weirdest, and strangest thoughts and spins them into snarky, sarcastic sayings that somehow makes it okay to say the funniest and bluntest things you’ve ever wanted to say to someone. From outy belly buttons to tight buttocks, french kissing to pancake nipples, the Uncooked designers are notorious for injecting all kinds of subject matter into their cards and putting their own silly spin on it. Softening the blow on the sharp tongued copy are the surprisingly sweet hand drawn illustrations that instantly lighten up each card message, making the overall collection feel like its own whimsical world.

Inspired by random every day musings and an appreciation for the ridiculous, this New York City based indie card company, Uncooked Inc, has no other agenda then to make people laugh with their refreshingly honest, off beat brand of humor. From hysterically blunt birthday greetings to semi-threatening love sayings to purposely pointless holiday cards, the team behind Uncooked captures the right amount of sass and sweet in every card. This rare recipe of naughty and nice not only makes Uncooked Cards standout in a sea of sappy, crappy cards, it makes them appealing to people of all ages.