There will be TWO GIFT EXCHANGE EVENTS.
The CHILDREN'S EVENT will start at 8:00 PM followed by the ADULT EVENT.
CHILDREN'S GIFTS should be valued between $3 and $5 dollars and should be gender neutral.
ADULT'S GIFTS should be valued between $15 and $20.
  
THIS YEAR IS A POTLUCK PARTY! Please coordinate with Carolina at (832) 316-3054 to discuss the covered dish and beverage that you are interested in sharing.
  
Shirtless and shoeless are not allowed. Those with irritable bowel syndrome should consult your doctor before participating in the All-You-Can-Eat-Hot-Dog event. We are not responsible for lost eye-patches or footwear. You must be at least half a meter tall to participate without an adult, or provide a triplicated notarized legal consenting signature. Witnesses available upon request.
  
By accessing and using any part of this invitation, you acknowledge that you have read these terms and expressly agree and consent to be bound by everyone at the party. Violators will be persecuted around and around my back yard. Void where prohibited by law. Not valid in the states of WA, AZ, and NV.
  
Thank you for your safe participation and please leave your lemurs at home.