Dear Fellow Hedonistas,
  
Did you know that next year, for the first time, "Internet use disorder" will be listed in the appendix of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders? Yup, as reported by Matt Richtel in the New York Times!
  
This gives new meaning to my call to come, slow down, turn off your multiple devices and add years to your life with just a few hours of jacuzzi, cold plunge, hot wet steam and dry saunas with friends as enjoyed by Koreans for centuries! Hey, I'm just being selfish, I want you all around for a lot longer! Come get an exfoliating session that is the best scratch you'll ever have and leaves your skin feeling like a baby's tush, just ask Todd! And that's on the guy's side! The women end that treatment with milk! OY, don't ask, so good! There is wisdom in these age-old cultures that you just can't refute!
  
Details:
  
Arrive at the spa at 6:15pm for 2.5 hours of relaxation and hydrotherapy at the Korean Spa (with or without treatments), then onto dinner (choice of majority) and back to my place for some shits, giggles and a hookah or 2! When you arrive, order the services you want & come in.
  
(If this is Amy or Joel reading this, your start time is the last millenium! :-)
  
Invite your friends, co-workers, out-of-town guests, business partners, employees, bosses, the person you met last night, a date for me, you get the idea, all adults most welcome, hey I'm not cooking, cleaning or washing anything besides myself so you're not putting me out whatsoever! Learn to relax from the best-ME! :-)
  
In case you are wondering, this is a great place to meet new friends, reconnect with old ones, get a job, fill a position, close a deal, get a deal, find a date, get a date, find a husband or wife, or just come to laugh and have fun! Single folks and married folks are all welcome! As a matter of fact, Don told us that this is the only time he gets to sit around naked and do nothing for 2 hours without his wife telling him to put a towel down or get off his ass and do something! :-) If this is your problem too, come join us, I promise no one will yell at you to do something!
  
See ya, Irv
  
Costs:
  
Spa: entrance fee only $25, treatments additional; i.e., Men's scrub for 20 minutes is an additional $25, women's scrub is $40 extra, massages are more, see their website for details.
  
Dinner: depends on where we go and what you eat, usually around $20+-!
  
My place: Free!
  
Your Company? Priceless! No, really! :-)